Who is a bigger hypocrite?

picard-meme-wtf-4Not sure who’s a bigger hypocrite: you or me.

I’m pro-choice because I don’t think your religious morality should trump science or be forced onto another person in a free and secular society.

However, watching you waddle your pregnant ass from the convenience store counter to your car with your carton of cigarettes and a case of beer, and then get in your car and light-up a cancer stick pisses me off.

I want to yank it out of your mouth and yell at your selfishness and ignorance for smoking while pregnant.

So yeah, a bit of moralizing inconsistency on my part.

Of course, I watched you drive off with your big old shiny cross necklace and pro-life bumper sticker, puffing on a cigarette while pregnant.

So a lot of hypocrisy and more than a little irony there too.

Let’s call it a draw.

Next time I’ll pay more attention in confirmation class if you pay more attention in science class.

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